Technically a former student at the University of Information
Technology — not that it matters. I just throw the name around
to make it sound like I had a plan at some point. I somehow
convince myself I’m doing “deep Linux stuff,” messing with
networks I barely understand, and writing backend code in like
I’m deploying to Mars and also sprinkling in some DevOps and
DevSecOps buzzwords to sound employable.
Basically the human version of a half-loaded man page and
still talks like building the next Google from laptop that
sounds like it’s about to take off every time VSCode is
running. A jack of all trades, master of none, enthusiast of
everything I half understands.